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Published on April 3, 2007 By JukEboXAuDiO In WinCustomize Talk
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Date: 03.04.2007
 
You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?

Chicks on cell phones. As I was walking to class today I got stuck behind 10 slow moving bitches on cell phones. Now you ask what grinds your gears about that? Ok how about this? They weren't talking! All 10 of them had the cellphone up to their ears but not talking. I am not even sure they were listening to anyone. This happens all the fucking time. I get stuck in the hallway behind so bitch who is on a cellphone not even talking but just the phone up to their ear. Its as though there is someone on the other end saying, "Breathe in, Breathe out, Breathe in, Breathe out!" Why is it chicks do this? Do they feel inadequate without a cellphone up to their ear? And don't give me that, "they are listening to thier voicemail" bullshit. All the girls I know have never checked their voicemails. They only check text messages. Its even funnier when there are a group of girls walking down the street together doing the same thing. Each one completely silent. I didn't know the phone companies had a breathe assistance program. Girls must be constantly being put on hold if they are always like that. Hey girls! The phone is for communication so instead of stapling to the side of your face, put it in your pocket incase some decides to call your lonely ass.

And that is what Grinds My Gears ......

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on Apr 03, 2007
It's the language of the young


we have enough youth...how about a fountain of smart?
on Apr 03, 2007
It's not only women who drive slow on phone.

Men do it too. It's annoying too.
on Apr 03, 2007
On my first pass I only read to the 16th or so word before I stopped and read the responses by boss and Starkers.

I was going to re-read it . . but really can't be bothered.  And now, Jukebox has an internal flag set for "blithering twit" next to his name
on Apr 03, 2007
I didn't laugh. I find it almost impossible to when women are referred to like that.


I'll hang with this crowd, thank you very much.
on Apr 03, 2007
- up here in the sometimes "great" white north (man it's april and it's still !@#$% cold - sorry I couldn't resist using the bad language) I recently heard that legislation may possibly be enacted that will make it illegal to smoke cigarettes or use cellphones while driving - the reason being that distractions while driving cause accidents/deaths/cost too much money, etc. Apparently people have noticed that there are lots of yahoo drivers out there that don't have great driving skills as it is, and allowing them to perform other tasks while driving (ie. talk on a cellphone) just add fuel to the fire.

That being said, I don't think I've heard the term "chicks" used in quite a while - I thought it was pretty funny. The grinding gears joke was pretty good too. It's been a while since I've read such a "colorful" !@#$%* post, I don't usually use words like that in an online forum (in person... well that's another story   ), maybe it's just me but they don't sound as good when it's written out.

Plus you tone sounds just a tad demeaning towards the ladies and I realize you may not have intended that but that's how it comes across to me anyways and I'm probably not alone in that viewpoint. Might I suggest in the future that you don't mention the gender and simple use the word 'people' instead. IMHO the story would have probably sounded alot better.

.... but what the !@#$%* do I know anyways?!
on Apr 04, 2007
I'm kinda with Po on this one, too.


I knew sooner or later I would get sucked into FuzzyLogic's alternate universe.

on Apr 04, 2007
First off I want to thank everyone who put in there input. Second I don't mean to sound stupid or anything I am keeping in the tradition of the Family Grind my Gears section. These are real things that bother the hell out of me. I appreciate you guys being open minded and sharing your experiences. If you could continue that would be awesome. I post one everyday on my gaming community forums and they love it because it helps them get out their frustrations. I am not an asshole so if you want to get to know me I am usually on Stardock IRC. Hope to talk to you more. Stardock.
on Apr 04, 2007
I am not an asshole


you cant determine if your an asshole or not   
on Apr 04, 2007

Mobile Phones [Cells] plus driving = illegal in Australia.

At least one bicyclist is very much dead after being struck by a dickhead actually texting at 100kph.

Silly cow should have been shot.  I'll pay for the bullet.

on Apr 04, 2007
They should do that here Jafo, they'd make bank from all those people having to pay for the tickets. Morons.
on Apr 04, 2007
Once saw a fool steering with his knees while talking on the phone and eating a sandwich.
on Apr 04, 2007
Once saw a fool steering with his knees while talking on the phone and eating a sandwich.


you callin me a fool?     
on Apr 04, 2007
you callin me a fool?


Coulda been a typo....maybe it was supposed to be a tool - polite for saw a dickhead behind the wheel.
on Apr 04, 2007
you callin me a fool?


I pity the fool!
I pity the Fool!
on Apr 04, 2007
Talking on Cell phones in Connecticut while driving is Illegal. Next Rant coming soon...
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